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Volunteers needed for Fellow Aquapons Intervention! Please help

While carefully reading the recent posts by Sylvia and David I quickly realized that they have been converted by those Alien Tilapia. Please volunteer to help us plan an intervention for those Alien follower Aquapons that say "just can't get myself to eat my Tilapia". Even my good friend Ron has informed me that his family is naming his fish. How is he going to be able to get them.
I told him he can eat my fish and I can eat his. Or secret plan

Fellow Aquapons we are on the GREAT EPICUREAN QUEST together. Don't let our fellow travelers be brain washed by these Aliens. Their crafty tactics of enlisting the pretty Pacu to get to our leader to not eat his fellow tilapia swimmers is a ruse. Alas these are not the Earthlings know as the cute little gold fish and docile cat fish that we raise. We can help these misguided soles. Invite these infected Aquapons over for dinner and FEED them Tilapia.
We are not the mindless slaughter houses keepers of the Aquaculturist. We are enlightened Aquapons. We love mother earth and our fishes. What is next we can't eat that cucumber because it is looking at me every time I go to the garden. Ha! bite down on that veggie. Graze on those plants while you walk through the garden. Let them know what evolutionary enlightened those veggies and fish will experience when they have been consumed by the top of the food chain humans.

Surely you understand that I am not talking about the twelve 7" wonderful buddies that live in the 100 gallon resort I created for them on my pool deck. These little guys are my friends. They smile at me and dance when I feed them. They aren't like those other Alien tilapia that live in the tank in the Greenhouse. No No they are far too beautiful. I could never.......

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Comment by Sylvia Bernstein on September 9, 2010 at 8:06am
You're killing me. The irony is that I am a pescetarian - the ONLY live protein I eat is fish....just not ones I chatted with that morning (that was for you, David).
Comment by M Cosmo on September 9, 2010 at 7:57am
We can help you. Just start small. Eat a clam - it has no eyes. Then a Shrimp. They have beady eyes. A fish sandwich from a fast food restaurant or some Frozen fish sticks. Another aquapon can then invite you over for a fish fry. This might help.
Sure use it all you want.
Comment by Sylvia Bernstein on September 9, 2010 at 7:50am
Oh Michael, thank you for that! I just got up off the floor after rolling around on it laughing. Outstanding! Would you mind if I use this as a quick guest post on my blog?

I can always count of you for an excellent dose of philosophical humor. Thanks for being here.

Signed,

Possessed by aliens
Comment by Chris Smith on September 6, 2010 at 12:00am
I named my fish....Dinner.

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