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The Incident at Inverness. The fourth tower of Inverness

This is the story of how I was abducted by the Alien Tilapia back to their home planet in the Picus galaxy.   I have finally returned. I have "Repo"ed my body back after having been first abducted, then "Transferred" and now I have escaped and returned to my body.  Phew!@@%^^@   Glad to get that out.  If you hadn't noticed I have been absent from the Underground.  

The story of my abduction; Well about a few weeks before christmas. I went out to the green house one morning just a few moments for waking up to feed the fish as I was going to be gone for a few days. I was still in a state of barley conscious when I was dropping fish food pellets into the pvc feeding ring I had floating on top of the tank. That is when it happen.  BAM! BAM in a big way - that elusive Big Blue guy that is 3 times the size of the rest of the fish saw my weak mental state and he lifted his fish body part way out of the water and stared at me with both eye. BAM I was gone.  He had used his abduction mind thing on me and I was teleported to the planet of these Alien creatures.  If you had read the local paper you may have seen this story. " Local business man disappears while in his greenhouse. His wife anxious and bewildered.  She tells the paper "he better have a good story for this one."  Well there I was floating in this amorphous state of consciousness.  Like  pellet in the water with them looking at me.  Before I knew it my body was gone dissolved away. 

The story of my Transfer; Well what was a few moments in Pician time but a few days back here on earth my body was sent back to earth with the Big Blues consciousness in it. You may have read this article in the local paper also.  

"Local missing Business man finds his way home. Bewildered and Confused he seems to have some memory loss.  His wife again stated to the paper. "I am so glad to have him home but he doesn't seen the same"  So as you can guess he had my body but back on the Pician Planet I was resisting.  Always looking for an opportunity to get back. I was learning as much about their invasion plot and hoping to learn how to escape.  

The Story of my Escape; So the Big Blue didn't have my memories but he was learning as much about us the resistance as he could.  He increased the feeding and turned the heater in the fish tank up to 75%. The troops were growing like crazy. I kept lurking in the back of his thoughts so I could grab my chance. Then it happen.  On my daughter in laws birthday she asked for seafood for dinner.  Big Blue had to connivence my body to go and get other Earthling seafood to cook for her.  It was then that the sheer sight of the mounds of Tilapia fillets that he retreated enough for my to gain control and teleport all of my consciousness back into my body.  I ESCAPED!! I was back and I made it here as soon as i could to report back to the Resistance.  Quick read through my other reports.  You will gain great insight in to the these Aliens and I will reveal all that I have learned about the INVASION..............

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Comment by Green Acre Aquaponics on January 5, 2011 at 10:28pm
Ahh, that explains your inexplicable silence!  Any chance you saw Jim Morrison or Jerry Garcia while there?
Comment by Sylvia Bernstein on January 4, 2011 at 3:42pm
Ha!  Looking forward to the Great Reveal of Big Blue so we can offer up a Resistance to these monstrous beasts before it is too late!
Comment by David Hart on January 4, 2011 at 6:54am

How did I miss seeing this, till today ? This is too funny...great job Mr Cosmo !

Hopefully, others will get a smile from it too.

Comment by Sahib Punjabi on January 2, 2011 at 7:23am

Welcome back :-)

 

Happy New Year Mr. Cosmo

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